jarrod kimber

There you are, sorry I sold out before you got here, but nice to see you anyway.

I'm Jarrod Kimber, the reason you came here, unless you just clicked on this link because I wrote "naked geisha girls attack panda in sick porn video as Barack Obama watches eating cheese whip straight from the can" and google sent you here.

Anyway I'm a writer, not a journalist, I don't care what CNN say.

People have described my writing as anarchic, insane, shit, the worst thing on the internet, the best thing on the internet, perverted, left wing shit, a call to arms for terrorists, stupid, inspired, harsh, aussie haiku, and ok.

My one tenuous, and tedious, claim to fame is from the website cricketwithballs. A website that was invented so I could talk shit about cricket. Somehow that snowballed and I now get paid to talk shit about cricket.

Various shady establishments that have paid me to talk shit about cricket include, The Wisden Cricketer, Crikey.com, The Wisden Almanack, and Cricinfo. That is correct, I have worked for Uncle Rupert Murdoch, Disney, the world's most famous sports reference book and some weird commie pinko Australian website.

For what I write about cricket on the net and in magazines you can go here. I also operate several blogs, all of which can be viewed in the blog section.

As a blatant attempt to keep coming people back here I operate a blog here as well. It is probably even more vain and egotistical that my other blogs, so it is a must read.

If you really want to know more about me you can read here, but you should know that I lie.