jarrod kimber

Writers don’t often get their pictures in the paper, even super sexy ones like me.

But apparently cricket commentators do.

And since I now dabble in couch cricket commentary, I got my photo in the paper.

In the torygraph of all places.

This cricket commentary shit is piss easy, I sit on a couch, often with a beer, and talk shit and end up in the paper.

Writing often takes time, even the way I do it, but two tests of commentary in and people get to by a paper with my face in it.

Unless it is a web only piece, then people could jack over my face.

See the seamless way I put masturbation into this post.

If my face offends you, I suggest you ask the test match sofa people to refrain from using me in their promotional work in the future, I don’t care, I just like to talk shit about the cricket.

Although if you have heard me on the commentary, you will know that I try not to mention the cricket too much.